Well, my friend William ORD LOH!! haha… yesterda…
Well, my friend William ORD LOH!! haha… yesterday at least. Can’t help thinking of my own a year ago.
Yes, those are hand grenades we are so happily holding in our hands.
Here’s my ord grenade procedures
“I, S8431337H, 3RD SERGEANT KWAN YANN HOWE, RIGHT MASTER HAND, NO SWEATY PALMS, REQUEST TO ENTER THE BAY SIR!!!”
“Ya la ya lah, carry on!”
*gets into grenade bay*
“Prepare grenade!”
*takes out grenade from pouch, like the 5 times before*
“and READY!”
“SAFETY PIN TWIST, SAFETY PIN PULL, SAFETY PIN OUT! GRENADE PREPARED AND READY TO THOW!!!”
“THROW!!!”
*slaps me on the back*
**Instead of “GRENADE!!!” its….
“ORDLOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
*grenade flies somewhat near the target…*
“ONETHOUSANDTWOTHOUSANDTHREETHOUSANDFOURTHOUSANDFIVETHOUSANDSIXTHOUSANDSEVENTHOU-”
BOOOOOOOM!
haha… and there concluded my last grenade throw in my life (hopefully)
ah… sweet memories…