*disclaimer* - I’m not in any way at all, criticis…
*disclaimer* - I’m not in any way at all, criticising the way they teach us. Somehow, if you were an instructor and your life was in the hands of an 19yr old who radios the wrong tower, taxis off the road onto the grass, cannot fly straight, never look around before turning, flies into mountains/the ground/other aircraft and into restricted airspace, with the added chance of stalling, spinning and killing you. I think most ppl would do the same. Anyhow, the formula is as such… the closer the airplane is to the ground, the higher the pitch and the louder the volume of the instructor is.
—–Fav Quotes——-
“When the propeller start turning, all your brains will be blown to the back of the cockpit!” - Maj S. Chua, visiting us at AFS
“Waiting for christmas ah?!” - Maj S. Chua (desmond… you’ll like this one… haha)
“Cadet, are you stupid?”
“no sir”
“then how come you don’t know your checks?”
“cannot rememeber sir”
“Stupid people always forget things right?”
“yes sir”
“you cannot remember your checks right?”
“yes sir”
“See, you are stupid.”
“……”
- Maj Eng to 08/03 cadet
“Dogshit!” Maj S. Chua
“You FAIL you FAIL YOU FAIL!” Maj S. Chua (desmond… another one for you)
“You’re the worst of my 3 students!” Maj S. Chua (it was discovered he told that to all 3 of them)
“AIYAH! DOWAN TO TEACH YOU ALREADY LAH! YOU DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT!” Maj S. Chua, leaving my fren to do wadever he want for 10 min
“You tell me to fly towards the chicken coops right!?” Maj S. Chua
(after putting the aeroplane into a dive towards some chicken coops on the ground we were supposed to use as landmarks)
One day i’ll read this all and laugh…
Some of you think S. Chua is a horrible old man who terrorises his cadets. You are right… hahahhaa… BUT… must add that he’s one of the best here. Just now still bother to debrief my frens past office hours… like… one whole hour more. Writes down a full page of mistakes for you to ponder (he actually included the “waiting for christmas” comments then put a x2 beside when he said it again to that 08/03 guy)
Today can’t remember nuts about what i’m supposed to do. Just stone there and and have no idea what to do. My brain got blown onto the apron floor… haha… the scoldings don’t really have any effect on me, seem mild actually. I just sian that i couldn’t remember anything at all. He hasn’t really grabbed me helmet yet. I’m not nauseous anymore… he did sommore aeros today but had no effect. 2 guys airsick cannot take it… think going home next week if they airsick again. Honour of being the first to get chopped. Well, weekend… going out to town tommorow. Buy stuff i think… See wads interesting here.